sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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