we have officially lost it.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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