i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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