I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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