is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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