My nipple is on Facebook.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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