I didn't shave. On purpose
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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