I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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