I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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