You're so nebulous sometimes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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