Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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