I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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