Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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