Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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