After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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