Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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