you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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