In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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