I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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