did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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