On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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