My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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