Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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