She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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