me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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