it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Your cock deserves a montage
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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