I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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