good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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