Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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