She is in my trunk
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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