Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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