I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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