? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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