I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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