Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He passed out mid-signature
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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