Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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