Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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