Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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