They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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