I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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