you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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