We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
try to milk me bitch
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize