i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Pappa wants mamma naked
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
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The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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