So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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