just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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