that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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