so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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