I don't think brook has ever known best
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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