Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
vagina is talking i cant
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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