Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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